Isn't milk supposed to do a body GOOD?

I just took a sip from a box o'milk -- actually "Awal Skimmed Milk Plus" (with an expiration date of January 21st 2006, I don't know or want to know what exactly is being "plussed") -- and I have to say it is really, really, really nasty.

Like, if I had a choice between drinking this "milk" or drinking, maybe, diarrhea, I would need a minute to think about it.

I mean, it is gross. I have never had this ... stuff ... sans cereal before now, and it reminds me of a mix between what I know "real" milk is supposed to taste like, and what I imagine "raw" sewage is supposed to taste like.

Where does it come from? Not a cow, that's for damn certain. Unless it's a mutant cow, which has been doing lots of illegal drugs and swimming daily in a lake filled with nuclear waste. Not a goat, because I've heard that goat milk does not taste like rotten throw-up. Whereas, this milk does.

Which brings me to my question -- how SAD is it that I have nothing better to talk about than assy milk?

Very sad. But true. So, here are a few pictures from my trip back from vacation the other day.

"DO NOT PASS MILITARY CONVOY," huh? Sounds good to me, Mr. Gunner!

I just get a kick out the fact that the direction to "Airport" is the same as to "Jihad."

The road to "home" looks so welcoming, doesn't it?

Oh! and I must share with you a conversation in which I blurted out what is probably the most politically-incorrect statement I have ever made:

Somebody: "This one time, I saw a family of Haji midgets at the prison, all standing in a line up against the wall."
Me: "You know what you could call Haji midgets?"
Somebody: "What?"
Me: "Hajits! You get it? Like hobbits? Short people? Only, the Iraqi kind!"
Somebody: "You need help."

Anyway, I'm off to do some research on the effects of Milk Of Mystery Mammal on the human stomach. Wish me luck!

[vomits]